Welcome to the Afflicted Systems page, where we proudly present our most unorthodox solutions to the problems of power outages.
We've taken the classic engineering approach of throwing more money and resources at the problem. Our team of highly paid experts has designed a system that will never work in the real world, but hey, it's pretty.
Our team's answer to the power outage is to simply nuke the entire neighborhood with a massive nuclear missile. Why bother with subtlety when you can just destroy everything?
Welcome to the Afflicted Systems page, where we proudly present our most unorthodox solutions to the problems of power outages.
We've taken the classic engineering approach of throwing more money and resources at the problem. Our team of highly paid experts has designed a system that will never work in the real world, but hey, it's pretty.
Our team's answer to the power outage is to simply nuke the entire neighborhood with a massive nuclear missile. Why bother with subtlety when you can just destroy everything?
We've decided to just use a generator. It's simple, it's effective, and it's probably going to start a fire or electrocute someone.
Our team has decided that calling a haunted phone company is the best solution. They'll just send some ghostly technicians to fix everything. Spooky!
We've decided that using a flashlight will solve all our problems. It's bright, it's shiny, and it's probably going to blind everyone.