Afflicted Systems

Solutions

Welcome to the Afflicted Systems page, where we proudly present our most unorthodox solutions to the problems of power outages.

Option 1: The Over-Engineering Approach

We've taken the classic engineering approach of throwing more money and resources at the problem. Our team of highly paid experts has designed a system that will never work in the real world, but hey, it's pretty.

Option 2: The "We're-Gonna-Nuke-It" Solution

Our team's answer to the power outage is to simply nuke the entire neighborhood with a massive nuclear missile. Why bother with subtlety when you can just destroy everything?

Option 3: The "Let's-Just-Use-a-Generator" Solution

Afflicted Systems

Solutions

Welcome to the Afflicted Systems page, where we proudly present our most unorthodox solutions to the problems of power outages.

Option 1: The Over-Engineering Approach

We've taken the classic engineering approach of throwing more money and resources at the problem. Our team of highly paid experts has designed a system that will never work in the real world, but hey, it's pretty.

Option 2: The "We're-Gonna-Nuke-It" Solution

Our team's answer to the power outage is to simply nuke the entire neighborhood with a massive nuclear missile. Why bother with subtlety when you can just destroy everything?

Option 3: The "Let's-Just-Use-a-Generator" Solution

We've decided to just use a generator. It's simple, it's effective, and it's probably going to start a fire or electrocute someone.

Option 4: The "We're-Gonna-Call-a-Haunted-Phone-Company" Solution

Our team has decided that calling a haunted phone company is the best solution. They'll just send some ghostly technicians to fix everything. Spooky!

Option 5: The "Let's-Just-Use-a-Flashlight" Solution

We've decided that using a flashlight will solve all our problems. It's bright, it's shiny, and it's probably going to blind everyone.