POWER OUTAGE

THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN

Reports of flickering lights and malfunctioning toasters indicate a catastrophic failure of the city's power grid.

Residents are advised to stay indoors, but not too many have power banks, so they're probably just gonna go ahead and make some popcorn and watch Netflix.

Causes:

Investigations suggest that a combination of factors, including:

• sagging transmission lines
• over-reliance on poorly-made, imported electrical components
• and a general sense of hopelessness

Are to blame for the outage.

For more information, please see:

• Sagging Transmission Lines
• Poorly-made Electrical Components
• Hopelessness