POWER OUTAGE: THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED

CAUTION: SYSTEM OVERENGINING

We have detected a critical system failure due to excessive overengineering. The result is a complete power outage, causing all critical systems to shut down.

The engineers are currently attempting to diagnose the problem, but their attempts to "improve" the situation are only making things worse.

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(Note: The overengineering subpage is a place where you can read about the latest and greatest in overengineering, complete with flowcharts and circuit diagrams. The emergency provisions subpage is a satirical take on what happens when you need a backup plan, but the backup plan is worse than the original plan. The naptimes subpage is a simple page with a countdown timer, counting down to the time when the power will hopefully come back on.)