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When the power goes out, don't bother calling the professionals. Call your 19-year-old cousin who's been playing too much "Call of Duty" and is now an expert on everything. They'll figure it out, probably by playing video games until the power comes back on.
Side effects may include: Excessive gaming sessions, Unpaid overtime, and a strong desire to eat only Cheetos and Mountain Dew for the duration.
Side effects may also include: Unplanned gaming tournaments, Cousin-induced PTSD, and Unpaid rent.