Technological Incompetence

Welcome to the Hardware Problems subpage. Because, you know, technology is hard.

Our team of experts (and by experts, we mean the janitor on Tuesdays) has been working diligently to fix this mess.

• Visit the IT Department, where they're still trying to figure out what a "reboot" means.
• Join the Tech Support Chat, where our team of highly trained professionals will patiently explain to you that your problem is probably your fault.
• Check out the Faulty Circuit Breaker, where we're trying to fix the one thing that's actually broken.