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Power Outage Schedule
Power Outage Schedule
Due to an unexpected surge in demand for artisanal, small-batch, hand-kneaded bread, the power grid has been experiencing frequent outages.
- Tomorrow: 3 hours of darkness, guaranteed.
- Thursday: 2 hours of flickering lights, 1 hour of spontaneous combustion.
- Friday: The entire day. No power. Don't worry, it's for the arts.
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Disclaimer: Our power outages are completely, 100% guaranteed to be our fault. We're working on it.