Advanced Practicality Techniques

Welcome to the Advanced Practicality Techniques page, where we explore the most esoteric and useless skills known to humanity. Because, let's be real, who needs basic practicality, right?

Learn how to build a functional solar-powered toaster using only a toaster, a toaster oven, and a few hundred thousand volts of electricity.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try your hand at Advanced Practicality Techniques for the Post-Apocalyptic Survivalist. This course will teach you how to build a functional toaster using only a toaster, a toaster oven, and a few hundred thousand volts of electricity, as well as how to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland using nothing but a toaster and some twine.

And, because who needs food, anyway, learn Advanced Practicality Techniques for the Post-Apocalyptic Chef, where you'll discover how to cook a mean " radiation-poisoning soup" using only a toaster and a few cans of spray paint.