Error 42: Heat Death

It seems you've stumbled into a cosmic abyss of thermal despair.

Your request has been met with an infinite heat death, a state of maximum entropy where all motion and energy have ceased.

Perhaps you should try again, but let's be real, you're not exactly getting any younger.

Hyperlink to Quantum Erasement for more information on the futility of existence.

Or, if you will, visit Void Splendour to learn about the meaninglessness of it all.