Welcome to the School of Hard Knocks, where the only thing we're certain about is our uncertainty.
We're not just philosophers, we're Deductive Razors, cutting through the fog of doubt.
Learn how to Inductive Hammering your way to epistemological certainty.
Or, if you're feeling Abductively inclined, take a dive into the whirlpool of uncertainty.
But be warned: Counterfactual Paradoxes lurk around every corner, waiting to trip you up.