Reading Tea Leaves: Advanced Techniques

Warning: The following techniques are for experienced leaf-readers only.

Technique 1: The Folded Leaf

Also known as the "Triangle of Doom", this method involves folding a single leaf into a triangular shape and gazing into its depths for answers.

Technique 2: The Spinning Leaf

This method involves placing the leaf on a spinning top and interpreting the resulting whirlwind of tea-scented chaos as omens and portents.

Technique 3: The Whispering Leaf

This technique involves whispering to the leaf, and then interpreting the leaf's whispered responses as cryptic messages from a higher power.

Remember, these techniques are highly unreliable and may result in unnecessary anxiety, confusion, and/or spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.