A man walked into a library and asked the librarian, "I'm looking for a book on 'Why the chicken crossed the road.'"
The librarian replied, "It's a classic. Let me check the catalog."
Go to Joke 4: Because Your Sense of Humor is a Crime
Why the chicken crossed the road? Duh, for the same reason you're here: for a laugh! (Or was it to get away from its in-laws?) 
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