It's a dark day for the city of Caketon. A notorious cake thief has stolen the world's most valuable cake, the "Golden Sponge Cake".
Last seen heading east on 5th street, the thief is suspected to be driving a black van with a suspiciously large cake-shaped dent in the side.
If you have any information, please contact the Caketon Police Department at 555-CAKES-1 or visit our website for more information.
View the Cake Thief's Profile for a list of known aliases and previous crimes.
Stay tuned for updates, and remember: if you see a suspicious cake, do not approach. Call the authorities.
