Current Precipitation Predicaments
A severe case of Sudden-Onset Sunshine-Phobia has been reported in the downtown area. Citizens are advised to carry umbrellas at all times, as the sun's presence has been known to cause spontaneous combustion of nearby plants and small children.
A low-pressure system is expected to bring a 100% chance of awkward small talk at social gatherings. Be prepared to make conversation about the weather, your job, and the weather at your job.
Sub-Pages:
- Forecasting Fiascos (for the latest in precipitation predicable news)
- Umbrella Woes (for those who've lost their favorite umbrella in the rainstorm of life)
- Sunscreen Society (for the latest in SPF and sunburn prevention)