Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any misplaced items.
It's just common sense, folks. Don't place anything on the ceiling. It's not a shelf, it's not a table, it's not a floor... it's just the ceiling.
Exceptions: If you're a professional acrobat, maybe. But don't expect us to cover your medical bills.
The fridge is not a storage unit for your entire collection of antique teapots from the 80s. It's not a shrine for your expired leftovers.
Exceptions: If you've actually eaten the leftovers. We won't judge.
Don't just dump your stuff on the floor. It's not a decorative element in your living room. It's not a challenge to your guests to "find the treasure."
Exceptions: If you're a professional floor-dumping expert, maybe. But don't expect us to give you a raise.