Welcome to Predictions In Print, where we offer a wide range of absurd and possibly inaccurate predictions for your viewing pleasure. Our crystal ball has been certified by the International Association of Questionable Experts.
We're glad you're here! Our team of experts (self-proclaimed and not actually expert) have been working tirelessly to bring you the most outlandish and unscientific forecasts in the field. Our predictions are based on rigorous research (i.e., we made them up in 5 minutes while browsing the internet).
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