Prehistoric Disaster Timeline

1. The Great Dinosaur Apocalypse ('65 million BCE)

Massive asteroid hits, wiping out 70% of all species. Dinosaurs left wondering, "What were we just saying?"

2. The Great Flood of Fjordania ('20,000 BCE)

Fjordania, a landmass that once connected Britain and Europe, gets swept away by a massive storm. Locals left high and dry, with nothing but seaweed for snacks

3. The T-Rex Tussle ('10,000 BCE)

Tyrannosaurus Rex, the king of the Cretaceous, has a bad hair day. His mane gets knotted, his roar gets hoarse, and he gets dethroned by a pesky Triceratops

4. The Great Volcano of Volcania ('5,000 BCE)

Volcania erupts, covering the surrounding area with lava and molten cheese. Locals left questioning the value of a good BBQ sauce

And that's just the beginning of our prehistoric disaster timeline!