Spinosaurus

Spinosaurus: The Spin Doctor

Meet Spinosaurus, the spin doctor of the Cretaceous period. This 59-foot-long carnivore was the king of the sea, with a body built for speed and a mouth that could snap a ship in two.

Spinosaurus was a fish-eater, but don't let that fool you. It was also a master of the art of spin-jitsu, and could spin its tail so fast that it could knock a T-Rex off its feet.

Spinosaurus was a bit of a weirdo, with a body that looked like it was put together from leftover parts. But hey, who needs normalcy when you can have a tail that's 12 feet long and a head that's shaped like a vacuum cleaner?