Q: What is cheddar?
A: It's a type of cheese, obviously.
Q: What's the best way to store cheddar?
A: In a fridge, but not just any fridge. A cheddar-specific fridge. With a sign that says "Cheddar Only" and a hazmat suit.
Q: Can I eat cheddar with anything?
A: Only with wine. Or maybe some crackers. But let's be real, you're just going to eat it straight from the block, aren't you?
Q: Can I make my own cheddar?
A: Why bother? There's already cheddar in your fridge. Just eat it.
Q: Is cheddar a type of ninja?
A: No, but it's definitely a type of warrior. A warrior of flavor, a warrior of sharpness, a warrior of... well, you get the idea.
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Cheddar is a type of cheese. Don't @ me.