Preparing Mozzarella Cheese Armor

In the depths of our secret laboratory, we are working tirelessly to develop the most advanced Mozzarella Cheese Armor the world has ever seen.

Our team of expert cheesemancers has successfully harvested the finest Italian Mozzarella, aged to perfection and infused with the essence of the finest imported Italian herbs.

But we're not there yet! We still need to:

• Wrap the cheese in a specially developed, ultra-stretchy, ultra-durable material.
• Attach a state-of-the-art, high-tension spring system.
• Integrate a miniature, high-speed fan for optimal airflow.

Your support is crucial in our quest for the perfect Mozzarella Cheese Armor! Please contribute to our research and development fund by clicking here for the next stage of our process.