Cheesy Plating

You've found the legendary Cheesy Armor Plating, a rare and exotic material rumored to be the favorite of the infamous Cheese Wizard.

This plating is crafted from the finest cheddar dust and processed through a secret blend of artisanal fondue and gouda.

Don't just wear it for its aesthetic, wear it for its legendary properties.

Side effects may include:

• Increased risk of spontaneous cheese consumption
• Uncontrollable urges to recite the entirety of "The Cheese Song"
• Temporary loss of opposability

Learn to Install or Repair Your Existing Plating