Welcome to Sweatpants 101

Courses

Master the art of doing nothing while still looking fabulous

Meditation: The Ultimate Productivity Hack Yoga: Because Downward-Facing Dog is the New Upward-Facing God Reading: The Art of Getting Lost in a Good Book

Techniques

Learn the secrets of the sweatpants elite:

Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination by Proxy

Master the ancient art of doing nothing while still appearing busy

Sub-Techniques:

Sub-Tec: The Power of the Perfectly Good Excuse Sub-Tec: The Lost Art of Pretending to Be Working While Actually Watching Netflix Sub-Tec: The Subtlety of Doing the Bare Minimum

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