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Prepare for Apocalypse - 101
Prepare for the Coming Doom!
Lesson 1: Stock up on canned goods
It's time to get serious about your emergency supplies. Canned beans, tuna, and soup will be your best friends in the post-apocalyptic wasteland.
- Raid your local grocery store for all the canned goods you can carry. Don't forget the Spam!
- Learn to make a decent grilled cheese sandwich. It's all you're going to be eating for a while.
Next up: Learn to Slaughter Your Neighbors
Lesson 2: Find a safe place to hide
You'll be needing a place to hole up and wait for the worst to pass. Look for a sturdy bunker or a well-fortified fallout shelter.
- Don't bother with those fancy underground bunkers. They'll just be targets for the marauders.
- Find a good old-fashioned storm drain. They're like nature's own personal bunker system!
Next up: Learn to Make Your Own Water