Prepare for Attack! | The Official Guide to Not Getting Caught

Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart.

Step 1: Discreetly Gather Intel

Use your best judgment, but we recommend:

1. Surveillance footage from nearby convenience stores.
2. Social media stalking of potential targets.
3. Overhearing conversations at the coffee shop.

Step 2: Create Your Master Plan

Consider the following variables:

• Best time of day for optimal escape routes.
• Most effective disguises.
• Best methods for disposing of incriminating evidence.

Learn more about escape routes.

Discover the art of disguise.

Find out about evidence disposal.