Welcome, warrior, to the world of epic conflict! In this course, we'll teach you how to survive, thrive, and occasionally, just maybe, not die.
Lesson 1: Inventory Management
Build Your Warface, because let's face it, a good character build can be the difference between victory and defeat.
Wield the Right Weapon, or don't say we didn't warn you.
Lesson 2: Battle Tactics
Understand your enemy's weaknesses, and exploit them. Or, you know, just shoot them in the face.
Tactics 101, where the art of war meets the art of getting out alive.
Escape and Evasion, because sometimes, you just need to run.
Lesson 3: Psychological Warfare
Know when to bluff, when to bluster, and when to just plain lie. It's not just about winning, it's about being right.
Play the Mind Games, where the real battle is fought in the minds of your enemies.
Spreading the Word, because who needs facts when you've got fiction?
Stay tuned for more lessons, or, you know, don't.