As the Fashion Apocalypse approaches, it's time to prepare your wardrobe for the impending onslaught of pleats, pleats, and more pleats. Here's a step-by-step guide to ensure you emerge from the ruins with style.
Step 1: Sort your clothes into three piles: "Burn It," "Donate It," and "Wear It Again Tomorrow."
Step 2: Invest in a good pair of plaid pants, a few flowy maxi dresses, and a jumpsuit that will make you the envy of the fashionably aware.
Step 3: Learn to tie a proper Windsor knot. Trust us, it'll come in handy when the world runs out of toilet paper.
Plaid Pants for Dummies Fashionable Survival Tips