What is your take on the recent allegations of server-side coffee cup mishaps?

Our team has been working diligently to ensure our coffee cups are always filled to the brim with the finest synthetic creamers the world has to offer.

Can you comment on the rumors of a possible merge with the dark web?

Rumors, nothing but rumors. We're more concerned with serving the most efficient and reliable web experiences for our users. Don't believe the hype, prophets of doom.

What is your approach to keeping the servers running overnight?

What is the secret to your success?

Are you prepared for the apocalypse?

Is this the end of the world as we know it?

No, we've been preparing for this moment for centuries. We're not even close to the end.