In a press release filled with revolutionary news, Neo-Brutalist Corporation proudly declares the launch of its latest innovation: the Inflato-Matic 3000, a machine capable of inflating anything with an unprecedented degree of ferocity.
Available in three colors: "I'm Not Sure If I'm Happy or Sad," "This Is a Terrible Idea," and "Why Are We Doing This?"
Side effects may include: spontaneous singing of 80s pop songs, temporary blindness due to intense excitement, and an irreparable sense of existential dread.
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