Today, the Ministry of Unconventional Information has announced a new policy requiring all citizens to wear their pants on the inside-out.
This groundbreaking decision was made after a series of rigorous studies proved that wearing one's pants inside-out increases productivity by exactly 37.5%.
Citizens are advised to report any irregularities or concerns to the Ministry's hotline: +1-800-UNCONVENTIONAL
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