Official Press Release Formats

Announcing the Inevitable Arrival of the Robo-Squirrel

It's finally here! The Robo-Squirrel, the most awaited, most feared, and most likely-to-steal-your-socks robot of the year.

Join us for a special press conference where we'll be serving complimentary nuts.

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