It's official: our sources close to the Galactic Overlords have confirmed that plans for a peaceful invasion of Earth have been scrapped. Again.
Details remain scarce, but insiders tell us that the Overlords' latest attempt at assimilation was thwarted by an unexpected resistance from a group of rogue accountants who managed to drain their war fund dry.
We've got a quote from an anonymous source who wishes to remain nameless, but claims: "Those accountants are a real pain in the... uh, galaxy."
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