We're a non-descript organization dedicated to the pressing of buttons. We're not quite sure what we're doing, but we're pretty sure it's a thing.
Our mission is simple: Press the button. Press it hard. Press it until it breaks.
But wait, is that all there is to it? Oh no, there's so much more! We also have:
We're all about the power of the press.
We believe that every press has the potential to change the world.
Or, at the very least, press a hole in a piece of paper.
Want to learn more about our pressing principles? Check out our Pilosophy Page for more info.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can Press the Button and see what happens.