Lost Technology

We've been searching for this for years, but it's just... gone. Like, literally, vanished into thin air.

Some say it's in the basement. Others claim it's in the attic. But no one's ever found it, no matter how hard we try.

Maybe it's just a prophets' tale, a myth to keep us in line. But we refuse to believe it.

We've got a whole team of experts on the case, from Dr. Pixel to Professor Pixelated. They're the best in the business, but so far, no joy.

Still, we hold out hope. For in a world of Wi-Fi and 4G, who knows what wonders lie hidden, waiting to be rediscovered?

So if you have any information, any clue, any hint about the whereabouts of our lost tech, press this button.

Or, you know, just snooze and forget about it.