What is the Underwater Walking Machine?
It's a machine that lets you walk on water. Because, you know, that's a thing that's never been done before.
Developed by the infamous Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, this machine uses a combination of jet propulsion and pure, unadulterated hubris to allow users to traverse the ocean floor with ease.
Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, drowning, and/or existential dread.
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