Press Snooze Button was first conceived in the year 3000 BCE by the ancient civilization of "Zorgon" as a way to distract their overlords from the impending doom of the coming asteroid collision.
In the 1980s, the modern version of Press Snooze Button was invented by "Professor Bleep" in a small laboratory hidden beneath the surface of a volcano.
The first prototype, made of pure, unadulterated, 100% recycled tin cans, was met with mixed reviews from the professor's lab assistants. "It's too bright!" one of them complained. "No, no, no, it's too dull!" argued another.
Despite these early setbacks, the concept of Press Snooze Button took off like a... well, like a brightly colored, loud, attention-grabbing button.
Today, Press Snooze Button is used worldwide to distract people from the crushing reality of the universe, and we're proud of it.