Press Snooze Button Side Effects

Warning: May Contain Unintended Consequences

Pressing the snooze button on your alarm clock may have the following side effects:

Somnambulism: Sleepwalking into the kitchen to grab a midnight snack Sleep Inertia: Waking up hours after the alarm, confused and disoriented Sleep Deprivation: Needing an extra 12 hours of sleep to function Sleep Talking: Engaging in incoherent conversations with inanimate objects while still asleep

Side effects may vary. Consult your local alarm manufacturer for more information.