Galactic Garbage Collector Press Release 123
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

We are thrilled to announce that our Galactic Garbage Collector has been upgraded to Version 2.0, featuring improved navigation and reduced lag in the vortex!

With the addition of new features like the Advanced Vortex-Filter, our team has worked tirelessly to bring you the most efficient galaxy-scale waste management system in the known cosmos.

As always, our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers have pushed the boundaries of what's thought possible in the field of intergalactic trash collection.

Stay tuned for more exciting updates and features in the coming weeks and months as we continue to revolutionize the galaxy, one piece of trash at a time!

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