We are proud to announce that our beloved Galactic Emperor, Zorvath the Unyielding, has been awarded the Golden Blaster Award for his exceptional leadership in intergalactic conquest and diplomacy.
Also, our Imperial Navy has successfully completed a routine patrol of the Andromeda Galaxy, with zero reported incidents of alien invasions or space battles.
However, we regret to inform you that the Empire's favorite snack, "Steaming Hot Rations", has been discontinued due to excessive complaints about the smell and texture.
See the full press release here to learn more about these and other exciting developments in our ever-changing galaxy.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Empire Scoop page for the latest rumors and speculation on what's really going on in the Imperial Court.