Pretend to Agree: The Art of Saying Yes When You Mean No
Welcome to the Pretend to Agree Institute, where we're experts in the art of feigning enthusiasm for things you don't actually care about.
Key Principles:
- 1. Be overly enthusiastic, but not too enthusiastic.
- 2. Pretend to agree with people you hate.
- 3. Know when to stop pretending (spoiler: never)
Tutorials:
- 1. Pretending in Real-Time: Advanced Techniques
- 2. Pretending in Writing: A Guide to Convincing Letters and Emails
- 3. Pretending in Public: A Crash Course
Note: All tutorials are 100% genuine and not at all satirical. Or are they?
Disclaimer: Our experts are not responsible for any emotional trauma or long-term damage caused by our tutorials.