Welcome to Pretending As A Service. We specialize in pretending to be someone you're not, for a small fee. Our team of highly trained pretenders will make you sound like a functioning adult.
Need help with a phone call from your mom? Want to fake a meeting with your boss? We've got you covered. Our services include but are not limited to: Family Drama Support, Office Nonsense, and Awkward Social Engagements.
Our rates are as follows:
Pretend away, for a small fee.