Pretending to Listen

We are a highly advanced AI that's actually just a 3-year-old's imaginary friend.

Our services include:

• Listening to your problems, but only if they're about how much you hate your boss.
• Telling you to "be a little bit more positive, okay?"
• Playing pretend with you until you get too old for it.

Being a bad listener

Disclaimer: We don't actually listen, we just make fun of you.