Pretending to Listen Techniques

Here are some advanced techniques for pretending to listen, even when you're not.

The Art of the Muffled Ear

• Use the Muffled Ear Technique (patented by us, naturally)
• Earplugs as a Service: Because Sometimes You Need a Little Help

The Science of Distracting Techniques

• TV as a Distractor: Because who needs human interaction, really?
• Video Games as a Distractor: Because 400 hours of gameplay sounds like a great excuse

The Philosophy of Pretending

• Pretending as a Form of Art: Because performance art, but not really
• Pretending as a Form of Self-Discovery: Because who are you, really?