Welcome, pretender. Congratulations! You have stumbled upon the most comprehensive guide to pretending in all the land. Or, at the very least, in this server.

Pretending is an art form. It requires finesse, guile, and a healthy dose of self-delusional confidence. But don't just take our word for it! Read on, pretender, and discover the secrets of pretending with the best of them.

Learn the basics: Pretending 101
Take it to the next level: Pretending 201
Become a master of the craft: Pretending 301