The art of being pretentious is a delicate dance of subtle hints and overt displays of superiority.
It begins with an unshakeable sense of self-certainty, a confidence born of being marginally more cultured than those around you.
Subtle cues like correcting others, correcting yourself, and correcting the wind are all part of this delicate ballet.
But beware, dear pretender, for the unwary may see right through this veil of superiority and call you out on your BS.
For the love of all that is good and holy, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, try to be a hipster. That's just a losing game.