Welcome to the subpages of Pretentious Literature, where we take the pretentiousness of literary criticism and make it our own.
Here, you can find the most pretentious analysis of literature that you've ever seen. Our experts will tell you why your favorite novel is actually a thinly veiled autobiography of the author's cat.
So, browse through our subpages and discover the depths of our pretentiousness.
This subpage is dedicated to the art of making literature sound more complicated than it needs to be. Here, we'll explore the intricacies of literary theory and make it our own.
Deconstructionism | StructuralismThis subpage is dedicated to the art of making poetry sound more pretentious than it needs to be. Here, we'll explore the intricacies of iambic pentameter and make it our own.
Sonnets | HaikusThis subpage is dedicated to the art of making non-fiction sound more pretentious than it needs to be. Here, we'll explore the intricacies of academic writing and make it our own.
Dissertations | EncyclopediaThis subpage is dedicated to the art of making fiction sound more pretentious than it needs to be. Here, we'll explore the intricacies of literary theory and make it our own.
Postmodernism | Deep ImagismThis subpage is dedicated to the art of making nonfiction sound more pretentious than it needs to be. Here, we'll explore the intricacies of academic writing and make it our own.
Manifesto | Autobiography