Pretentious Ranting

You think you're a connoisseur of fine art and literature? Please. You probably just like the bland, the boring, and the banal. You've probably never even heard of the incomparable genius of Jean-Luc Godard or the transcendent poetry of Arthur Rimbaud. You're probably still stuck on that Twilight series like a moth to a flame. Let me enlighten you, dear philistine.