Ugh, Fine. I'll Explain It To You.

Welcome to the most cringingly obvious guide to hipsterspeak, a lexicon of words that make you sound cooler than you actually are. Don't @ us.

Basic Definitions:

• Ironic
• Artistic
• Edgy

Don't bother asking us, we know you're not really reading this.

Commonly Used Phrases:

• Peak Latte
• Artisanal Jams
• Fixie Geek

We're done with you now, go ahead and pretend you're hip.