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Pretentious Snacking Forum

Where the incredibly elitist discuss the incredibly obvious

Join our community of refined and discerning gourmands as we indulge in the most pedestrian of topics

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Today's topic: "The Inescapable Inconvenience of Fresh Fruits and Vegetables"

Join our discussion on the perils of buying produce that's not flown in on a private jet

Philosophical Snacking 101 will be leading the discussion

Some of our members have already weighed in:

Skeptical Snacking Club member, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, writes:

"I refuse to eat anything that's not flown in on a private jet. Anything less is simply not worth my time."

Meanwhile, Overly Enthusiastic Snacking member, Bertrand P. Bottomsworth (Reginald's brother), writes:

"I don't care if it's flown in on a private jet or not. As long as it's organic and locally sourced, I'm there."

And Pretentious Puns member, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III (their son), writes:

"I'm not here to discuss the logistics of produce procurement. I'm here to discuss the nuances of artisanal, hand-crafted snack food."