Step 1: Find someone who will listen to your complaints for hours without interrupting.
Step 2: Use a condescending tone to make your partner feel inferior.
Step 3: Compare your partner to others, making sure to point out their flaws.
Step 4: Make your partner feel guilty by implying that their flaws are the reason you're unhappy.
Continue to Step 1.1: Using Passive-Aggressive Tone Continue to Step 2: The Art of Backhanded ComplimentsGift Idea 1: Buy your partner a book about a subject you know they're interested in, but won't actually read it.
Gift Idea 2: Give your partner a subscription to a service they've already tried and hated.
Learn more about Gift Idea 1: The Gift of Oblivion Learn more about Gift Idea 2: The Subscription to Despair