Pretentiousness 101: The Ultimate Guide to Being Overly Self-Absorbed

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Self-Importance

Lesson 1.1: The Art of Using Your Own Name in a Sentence

Example: "I, myself, am a genius."

Chapter 2: The Power of Self-Validation

Lesson 2.1: Finding Validation in the Reflections of Others

Example: "I'm sure my cat thinks I'm a good singer."

Chapter 3: The Art of Self-Deception

Lesson 3.1: Convincing Yourself of Your Own Genius

Example: "I'm pretty sure I'm the smartest person in the room."