Pretzelbert - The Existential Crustacean

Philosophers of Pretzelism are a group of thinkers who ponder the meaning of life in the context of pretzels.

Pretzelbert is the founder and leading figure in this movement, who has spent years contemplating the intricacies of the perfect twist.

His works include "The Twist of Fate," "The Rod of Existence," and "The Knot of the Cosmos."

You may also be interested in our sister site, Pretzel Axioms, where you can explore the fundamental principles of pretzel logic.

Or, for a more practical approach, visit Pretzel Technique 42, where you can learn how to apply pretzel philosophy in your daily life.

			Pretzelism = Pretzel + Axiom of the Twist